Ninja Training

I have been doing some non-design related training as of late.
Yes, that’s me. I have decided to become a ninja.
This is my Ninja handbook (a gift from J). I read it at home when I am not training in the woods.
Yesterday I shurikened a chicken into twenty two thousand pieces.
These are my clan mates. They are lethal!
He can kill you with his eyes closed!
This is the samurai who wanted to be a ninja. We didn’t let him join because he was uncool and wore a¬†girly shirt.
This is me practicing my skills on the chair.
What, you can’t see me?
Exactly.
J, on the other hand, has been busy preparing a different set of skills.
When the zombie apocalypse comes, we will be ready. Hoo Ha!

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